When I was five or so, some of my hair was pulled back into a braid, and I cut it off with those kidproof Crayola scissors. I didn't get why my mom was shocked at my new haircut.
Today, my hair is buzzed on a size 2 clipper. 😂 Little Me knew what they wanted. twitter.com/christin…
Things I said in D&D tonight.
"There should always be beaches involved. They're lovely. I'll show you. Someday. When this is all over. You, me, and a beach."
"DON'T LOOK UP MY ROBES. THESE BITS AREN'T FREE. THROW COINS FIRST."
"NECRO DEATH STICK PEOPLE."